Ingrid Ashley:	Why has the book has caused such an uproar?
George:	I’m pretty sure it’s because the bad guy gets turned into poop.
Ingrid Ashley:	Why do you think some people find "poop" offensive?
George:	I don't know...because of the smell?
Harold:	Maybe it’s the texture.
Ingrid Ashley:	Can you think of a better alternative to banning a book?
George:	Ummm… getting a life?
Ingrid Ashley:	How do you respond claims that there is no moral value to a character who is made of poop?
George:	Of course there’s no moral value to him. He’s the bad guy!
Harold:	Yeah, he wouldn’t be a very good villain if he was all moral and stuff.
Ingrid Ashley:	I’ve heard you’re working on a sequel. What villainous character will Super Diaper Baby be fighting in the next book?
George:	Uh, we’re thinking of calling him “Pee-Pee Longstockings”.
Harold:	But don’t worry, he won’t be offensive or anything.