Q:	First off, isn't it dangerous to keep writing superhero comics if you know you'll get in trouble? What's the most trouble you've gotten yourself into?
Harold:	Well, a couple of times the world almost got destroyed because of our comic books.
George:	But we’ll never stop making them. Sometimes you have to suffer for your art.
Q:	Why doesn't Mr. Krupp ever lighten up? Have you ever seen him have fun?
George:	He only seems to have fun when he’s making us miserable.
Q:	What can we learn about "good citizenship" from Super Diaper Baby?
George:	Ummm… nothing really.
Harold:	How about: “Good citizens fight crime and stop evildoers”?
George:	Oooh — nice save.
Q:	What's the advantage for a superhero to be small like a baby? And what are the disadvantages?
George:	Well, nobody ever expects babies to have super powers, so the “element of surprise” is a good plus.
Harold:	The only bad thing about being a baby is that you reek all the time.
George:	Yeah. Babies stink pretty bad.
Q:	What is Super Diaper Baby's Pet Peeve, or the one thing he would change about the world if he could?
Harold:	He’d probably make the elastic on those plastic pull-up pants not so tight.
George:	Yeah, it cuts off the circulation, you know?
Q:	What will happen to him when he grows out of diapers?
George:	He probably won’t grow up. We don’t want to have to change his name.
Harold:	Yeah. “Super ‘Training-Pants’ Toddler” just doesn’t have a good ‘ring’ to it.
Q:	Does he need extra-strength diapers because he's a Super Baby?
George:	No, he needs them because he eats a lot of strained cabbage.
Harold:	(laughs)
Q:	My dog doesn't even like to be brushed, and Diaper Dog agrees to wear a diaper! What's your secret?
George:	He wears ‘liver-scented’ diapers.
Harold:	Do they smell like liver before or after he’s worn them all day?
George:	Hmmm… good question.
Q:	How did Super Diaper Baby get his superhero powers?
Harold:	It all started when this evil guy wanted to destroy Captain Underpants. So he zapped him with a ray that took away his---
George:	Hey man, don’t give away the whole story!
Harold:	Oh well, I guess you'll just have to read the book.
Q:	What superpower would you like to have?
George:	I’d like to have x-ray vision.
Harold:	I wish I could fly… and have x-ray vision. Can we have two?
Q:	Some people call this book bathroom humor. What can you say in defense of bathroom humor?
Harold:	I think only grown-ups have hang-ups about bathroom humor.
George:	Yeah. They need to get over it, you know? Take a deep breath and move on.
Q:	What do you guys like to read in the bathroom?
George:	Comics
Harold:	Yeah. Comics… and ummm… Disney Adventures.
George:	Oops. Oh yeah… heh heh. Disney Adventures.
Q:	What's your favorite joke of all time?
George:	Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Harold:	He was looking for Pooh.
Q:	How or why did you decide to write this book?
George:	Well, we got in trouble and Mr. Krupp made us write an essay as punishment.
Harold:	We figured he’d rather read a cool comic than a boring old essay.
George:	We were wrong.
Q:	Who's this Dav Pilkey guy?
George:	Dav who?
Harold:	Never heard of him.
Q:	Any special treatment at school now that you're big-time authors?
George:	We get to sign our autographs a lot.
Harold:	Yeah. Every day our teacher makes us write our names on the board.
Q:	And, finally, we have to ask: cloth or disposable?
Harold:	I think cloth ones are more environmental, right?
George:	As long as I don’t have to smell them, I don’t care.