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Happy Birthday, Connor!
Music and Lyrics by Dav Pilkey and Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO LYRICS
Happy Birthday, Connor!
Music by Koji Matsumoto
Lyrics by Dav & Sayuri Pilkey, and Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto & Dav Pilkey
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Happy Birthday, Connor!
Music by Koji Matsumoto
Lyrics by Dav & Sayuri Pilkey, and Koji Matsumoto
copyright 2007 by Matsumoto/Pilkey
Good Morning, Connor, it's your special day!
The sunbeams shining down and whisper your name.
The clouds are singing and the sidewalk is whistling.
The happy frogs are croaking just for you.
Everybody knows it's coming once a year.
It is your very, very special day today.
so grab a plate of cake and ice cream, too,
while we all sing this song to you:
Happy Birthday! Blow the candle!
Happy Birthday! Open the present!
Happy Birthday! Squeeze the rubber duckie!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Getting the spanking!
Happy Birthday! Grandma, nice to see you!
Happy Birthday! Grandpa gets angry!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Let's grab our coats and go to Dave & Busters.
I'll take a bucket of cheeseburgers.
We'll wash it down with a gallon of rootbeer.
And then we'll go and play some video games.
It is the special day when you make the rules,
and everybody has to what you say all day.
So grab a plate of cake and ice-cream, too,
while we all sing this song to you:
Happy Birthday! Playing the trumpet!
Happy Birthday! Throwing the football!
Happy Birthday! Shooting the Silly String!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Drawing comics!
Happy Birthday! Robot Dancing!
Happy Birthday! Diet Coke and Mentos!
Happy Birthday! Momma bakes cupcakes!
Happy Birthday! Daddy taking pictures!
Happy Birthday! Say "thank-you" to everyone!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Eating the candy!
Happy Birthday! Getting all hyper!
Happy Birthday! Popping the balloon!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Na-na-na-na-na!
Happy Birthday! Na-na-na-na-na!
Happy Birthday! Na-na-na-na-na!
Happy Birthday to you!
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Finger Snapping
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO LYRICS
Finger Snapping
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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Snap! Snap!
Fingers snapping when you hear the sound.
Captain Underpants is going to be here soon.
George and Harold,
3-D Hypno-Ring.
Principal, Mr.Krupp, Captain Underpants.
Please don't forget a smile
like when you're having good time.
I'm sure that you haven't forget about it.
Remember that pleasant memory
when you're having good time.
Enjoy that happy laughing time.
Captain Underpants! Oh, Captain Underpants!
All you need is fingers snapping.
Captain Underpants! Oh, Captain Underpants!
I can hear the Captain Underpants.
Snap! Snap!
Fingers snapping when you hear that sound.
Captain Underpants is flying to here soon.
Meanest, Mr. Krupp, 3-D Hypno-Ring.
Took off all his clothes, Captain Underpants.
Please don't forget those things
that you said at that time.
I'm sure that you haven't forget about it.
Remember that big dream
that you thought of at that time.
Enjoy that happy laughing time.
Captain Underpants! Oh, Captain Underpants!
We believe your pants power.
Captain Underpants! Oh, Captain Underpants!
I can see the Captain Underpants.
Captain Underpants! Oh, Captain Underpants!
His bald head is so cool.
Captain Underpants! Oh, Captain Underpants!
I can feel the Captain Underpants.
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The Flip-O-Rama Song
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO LYRICS
The Flip-O-Rama Song
Music by Koji Matsumoto
Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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Flip-O-Rama, Flip, Flip-O-Rama,
Introducing Flip, Flip-O-Rama!
Flip-O-Rama, Flip, Flip-O-Rama,
Pilkey Brand Flip, Flip-O-Rama!
Flip-O-Rama, Flip, Flip-O-Rama,
Let's enjoy Flip, Flip-O-Rama!
Place your left hand inside the dotted line
"Left Hand Here" Hold the book open flat.
Quickly flip the right hand page
back and the picture appears to animate.
Robots fight with Captain Underpants.
Don't forget to add your own sound effects.
Let's enjoy this great art form.
Marvel at its cultural significance.
Flip-O-Rama!
Flip-O-Rama, Flip, Flip-O-Rama,
Introducing Flip, Flip-O-Rama!
Flip-O-Rama, Flip, Flip-O-Rama,
Pilkey Brand Flip, Flip-O-Rama!
Flip-O-Rama, Flip, Flip-O-Rama,
Let's enjoy Flip, Flip-O-Rama!
If you flip quickly,
the two pictures will start
to look like one animated.
Only one that cares enough
to bring you the latest
in "cheesy animation".
Magic of Flip-O-Rama,
anyone can learn how to do that.
Let's try to make your
Flip-O-Rama Funny picture
on every page.
Flip-O-Rama.
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Funny Things
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO LYRICS
Funny Thingss
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Toilet Chorus performed by Koji Matsumoto & Dav Pilkey
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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Let's think about funny things every day.
No need to worry about it.
All you need is just think funny things.
Let's enjoy funny things every day.
It's so easy you can do that.
All you need is smile and laughing, laughing.
Funny things happen every day.
Grumpy old lady start to smile.
Let's forget about yucky day.
Rainy season will be over.
Let's make an amazing funny story.
No need to think so difficult.
All you need is enjoy funny story.
Let's make a lot of funny jokes.
You won't believe how many I got.
All you need is enjoy funny jokes.
Funny things happen every day.
Grumpy old man start to smile.
There are big poo-poo on the street.
Watch out, careful, don't step on it.
Funny things happen every day.
shivering kitty cat start to purr.
Don't forget to say thank you.
Gorge and Harold love to laugh.
Funny things happen every day.
Shiny stars are on the sky.
Let's forget about yesterday.
George and Harold love to laugh.
Funny things happen every day.
Crying dogs tail start wagging.
There is big rock on the street.
Let's hop step jump to the rock.
Funny things happen every day.
Big old tree is start to smile.
Who care about what people says.
Funny things happen maybe tomorrow.
George and Harold love to laugh.
Funny things happen every day.
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Super Silly Streak
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO LYRICS
Super Silly Streak
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Kazoo Chorus performed by:
Koji Matsumoto & Jeff Harms & Dav Pilkey & Sayuri Pilkey
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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George and Harold had a silly streak.
What silly thing to do today?
Lets take a peek.
Once you start with silly thing,
like a pogo hop.
Just doing this silly thing
you can not stop.
Cracking jokes and pulling pranks
Making kooky style at school.
Principal he will get mad.
If you get silly with rules.
I like super silly streak.
I like super silly streak.
I like super silly streak.
Super, super silly streak.
George and Harold,
very, very popular.
Even though that sometimes
they get into trouble.
Changing letters on the sign.
Silly, silly cockamamie.
Making lot of comic books
Lots and lots of super heroes.
Cracking jokes and funny pranks
Making funny style at school.
You might get detention
If you break a rules.
I like super silly streak
I like super silly streak.
I like super silly streak
Super, super silly streak.
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Talking Toilets
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO LYRICS
Talking Toilets
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Toilet Chorus performed by Koji Matsumoto & Dav Pilkey
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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Talking Toilets Coming Soon!
Behind this door is an army of
evil vicious talking toilets.
Run away, run away,
yum, yum, Eat em up, toilets chanted.
Run to the schools kitchen,
smells like tomorrows lunch.
Large vat of green and sludgy,
slingshot at talking toilets.
Run away, run away!,
came from inside Patsy 2000.
Big trouble, very serious,
Talking Toilets Coming Soon!
Suddenly, terrible CRASH!
Turbo Toilet 2000.
Captain underpants leaped on to the Turbo Toilet,
fighting for truth and justice.
Big trouble, very serious,
Turbo Toilet 2000 ate Captain Underpants.
Run away, run away.
We believe in pants power.
Run away, run away.
Please, please save Captain Underpants.
George and Harold
save the world again.
Run away
Big trouble
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Imagination
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO
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Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Production Assistance by Jeff Harms
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
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A pleasant thing is full on the street.
Lot of fun things going on there today.
Imagination smiling so sweet.
It swells out when I turn that way.
Say "good-bye" to sad day,
to good day say, "hello".
Imagination all you need to know.
Let go.
George and Harold
are very imaginative boys.
Even on a boring school day,
Imagination loves to be there.
George and Harold
are very imaginative boys.
Dreaming, Laughing, Singing,
Dancing, Wishing,
with Imagination.
Blue sky feels like it is my canvas.
I put my thoughts all out to sky.
Imagination grow to bigger.
It's too big I can't even hold it.
All teachers couldn't see,
they never understand.
What a wonderful thing imagination.
Imagination is my really special time.
No one can take it from me
unless they use their imagination.
Imagination is my super special treasure.
No one open it unless they use
their imagination.
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The Old Tree House
Music, Lyrics, Vocals and Guitar by Koji Matsumoto, Beat by Ben Petty
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Music, Lyrics, Vocals and Guitar by Koji Matsumoto
Beat by Ben Petty
Produced by Josh Katz
Copyright 2006 by Koji Matsumoto
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Let's go to the old tree house,
Funny days, sunny days after school.
Let's go to the old tree house,
You don't have to bring anything.
Inside of the old tree house,
Lots of thing to do.
La la la la la.
Inside of the old tree house,
I feel so happy.
So, can we stay here a little longer?
Can we stay here a little longer, please?
Can we stay here a little longer?
Can we stay here? ahh.
Let's go to the old tree house,
Rainy days, grumpy days after school.
Let's go to the old tree house,
You don't need to be worried anything.
Can you keep a secret?
George and Harold can.
La la la la la.
Can you keep a secret of
Captain Underpants?
So, can we stay here a little longer?
Can we stay here a little longer, please?
Can we stay here a little longer?
Can we stay here? ahh.
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Super Diaper Baby Foo-Foo Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto MORE INFO LYRICS
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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New super hero. Foo-Foo.
Hurry upping. Foo-Foo.
Super Diaper Baby. Foo-Foo-Foo-Foo.
Super power juice. Foo-Foo.
I can fly. Foo-Foo.
Super Diaper Baby. Foo-Foo-Foo-Foo.
Deputy Dangerous, cowboy hat.
Danger Dog, tail wagging.
Deputy Dangerous, ruthless.
Danger Dog has fleas.
He's a hero. Foo-Foo.
Putting a diaper. Foo-Foo.
Super Diaper Baby. Foo-Foo-Foo-Foo.
Mommy, Daddy. Foo-Foo.
He's so little. Foo-Foo.
Super Diaper Baby. Foo-Foo-Foo-Foo.
Deputy Dangerous, Deputy Doo-Doo.
Danger Dog make fun of him.
Deputy Dangerous, Robo-Ant 2000
Danger Dog hungry.
Deputy Doo-Doo mean to Diaper Baby.
Danger Dog save Super Diaper Baby.
And they became a best friend.
Save a world together.
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Oops I Farted
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
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Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Production Assistance by Jeff Harms
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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Oops I farted, oops I burped.
George and Harold, funny funny every day.
Starting to get hungry, let's have lunch together.
My mom makes best soup. It's #1 in the world.
It has a secret thing in there that makes me happy.
Potato, onion, carrot, eggplant,
Cabbage, soybean, garlic, ginger.
Oops I farted , oops I burped.
George and Harold like to eat every day.
Starting to get hungry, let's have dinner together.
My mom is the best cook. She's #1 in the world.
It is smells so good. Makes me happy.
Spaghetti, meat sauce, meatloaf, beef stew,
Mashed potato, gravy, pork chops, corn bread.
Oops I farted , oops I burped.
My dad cooks sometimes. It's not like my mom does.
But always fun to watch him, and always
I have to help him.
Grilled cheese sandwich, omelet, hashed browns.
hot dog, BBQ, macaroni cheese.
Oops I farted , oops I burped.
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4th Grade
Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto, Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
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Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2007 by Koji Matsumoto
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1st grade I was very shy, hard to deal with studying at school.
2nd grade I made lot of friends, silly things, funny things, lot of things.
3rd grade I made comic books, lots and lots of superheroes.
4th grade I made a greatest hero: Captain Underpants.
ABCDEFG,
Math & Science & History
Don't forget to laugh and play.
Everything will be OK.
Super hero Captain Underpants,
flying around in his underwear.
The amazing Captain Underpants
writing and drawing the comic book.
Captain Underpants could fight with
Wedgie Power.
All time greatest superhero ever made up
Captain Underpants.
1st grade I was very shy.
I really, really like writing and drawing.
2nd grade I made lot of friends
silly times, funny times, everybody.
3rd grade I made comic books
lots of copies and sell to friends.
4th grade I made the greatest hero: Captain Underpants.
ABCDEFG
English, Spelling, Chemistry.
Don't forget to laugh and play.
Everything will be OK.
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Shaking Hands Music, Lyrics, and Vocals by Koji Matsumoto, Beat and instrumental performances by Mike Pruesse. MORE INFO LYRICS
Shaking Hands
Music, Lyrics, and Vocals by Koji Matsumoto
Beat and instrumental performances by Mike Pruesse.
Produced by Josh Katz
Copyright 2006 by Koji Matsumoto
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George and Harold shaking hands,
Nice to see you and shaking hands, Saying good-bye and shaking hands.
Every time, shaking hands.
Everyone, shaking hands.
Making peace with you and shaking hands.
Long time no see and shaking hands, shaking hands, shaking hands.
Being late to see you and shaking hands, shaking hands.
Coming across and I say, "hi", and shaking hands, shaking hands.
"See you soon!" and shaking hands, shaking hands...
"Nice to meet you!" and shaking hands.
"Nice to see you!" and shaking hands.
The start and the end is shaking hands with you.
Shaking hands with that boy,
Shaking hands with this girl.
My friends all shake hands, shaking hands.
Today starts with shaking hands,
Tomorrow will start with shaking hands,
Let's shake hands tighter than yesterday.
Say, "Thank you," and shaking hands, shaking hands, shaking hands.
Say, "Sorry to you," and shaking hands, shaking hands, shaking hands.
Touching my heart and shaking hands, shaking hands, shaking hand.
People all around the world is shaking hands.
All kids shaking hands.
All people shaking hands.
People from other countries shaking hands.
When you are down, I can cheer you up with shaking hands.
When you are fine, we are all happy with shaking hands.
When we are all happy, letfs all together shake hands
Every time, everyone, shaking hands.
See you soon and shaking hands.
Hope to see you and shaking hands,
Making peace with you and shaking hands.
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Calling Captain Underpants Music, Lyrics, and Vocals by Koji Matsumoto, Beat and Guitar by Ben Petty MORE INFO LYRICS
Music, Lyrics, and Vocals by Koji Matsumoto
Beat and Guitar by Ben Petty
Produced by Josh Katz
Copyright 2006 by Koji Matsumoto
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Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
After a school day,
a very, very hard day,
George and Harold run to the tree.
Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
Behind George's backyard,
inside the tree house,
lots and lots of snacks and candy.
CHOCOLATE! It tastes good!
GUMMY CANDY! I will have more!
BISCUIT! You and I!
ICE CREAM! Give me a scoop!
Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
Tree house incorporated,
joking and drawing,
making stacks of comics all day.
Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
Calling Captain Underpants!
In the tree house,
there's lots and lots of food,
and lots and lots of fun to do!
CANDY! I like a lot!
DONUTS! I will have more!
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! You and I!
I like crispy on the outside!
COTTON CANDY! Sticky, sticky!
POTATO CHIPS! I will have more!
BUBBLE GUM! Chew and blow!
MILKSHAKE! That sounds good!!!!!!!!!
MILKSHAKE! That sounds good!!!!!!!!!
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Captain Underpants!
Music, Lyrics, and Vocals by Koji Matsumoto, Beat by Ben Petty
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Music and Lyrics by Koji Matsumoto
Vocals and all instruments performed by Koji Matsumoto
Engineering by Kelly Campbell
Produced by Koji Matsumoto
Copyright 2006 by Koji Matsumoto
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Bald head! Naked guy with a red curtain
This guy is flying around in his underwear
It's a bird? It's a plane? It's an egg salad sandwich?
No way! He is a Captain Underpants!
George and Harold had a "silly streak" a mile long,
But they were good nonetheless, oh yeah!
Then along came a new, improved extra-strength superhero.
Tra-La laaaa, he's a Captain Underpants!
Old tree house in George's backyard
Tree house comix, Inc.
Two boys spent writing and drawing own comic books...
Over the years, starring dozens of their own superheroes,
Greatest hero: The Amazing Captain Underpants!
Underpants is faster than a speeding waistband.
He's fighting for truth, justice, and all cotton pants.
Able to leap tall buildings without getting a wedge.
Tra-La laaaa, he's a Captain Underpants!
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What's Up, Mr. Krupp? Music by Nathaniel Howard, Lyrics by Dav Pilkey, Vocals by Petra Haden. MORE INFO LYRICS
Music Composed and Performed by Nathaniel Howard
Lyrics by Dav Pilkey
Lead Female Vocals by Petra Haden
Mr. Krupp's Vocals Performed by: Himself
Male Chorus: Nathaniel Howard, Dav Pilkey, and William Adair
Produced by Nathaniel Howard
Copyright 2004 by Nathaniel Howard and Dav Pilkey
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Back in my day, we had REAL MUSIC,
not this rock-n-roll, hoobie-joobie garbage!
What's Up, Mr. Krupp?
He's really had enough of our nonsense!
That's the understatement of the year!
Mr. Krupp!
Where's your hall pass?
Mr. Krupp!
What are you kids doing over there?
Mr. Krupp!
Oh, you're a wise guy, eh?
Mr. Krupp!
Oh, you kids are cruisin' for a bruisin'!
What's Up, Mr. Krupp?
He's really had enough of our nonsense!
Tuck that shirt in right now!
What were you, raised in a barn?
What's Up, Mr. Krupp?
He's really getting tough with a vengeance!
You kids have no respect for authority!
Mr. Krupp!
Oh yeah? Well sit down and shut your trap then!
Mr. Krupp!
What is the meaning of this?
Mr. Krupp!
Oh, you think you're a smart guy, eh?
Mr. Krupp!
I-I-I've had it up to here with you kids,
always runnin' up and down the hallways,
screamin' your heads off!
Listen! There're people here trying to study!
If you can't find something to do, I'll find
something for you to do!
Yeah? You think you're sorry now,
Well, I-I-I'm gonna make you sorry!
I'm gonna make you sorry you were ever born!
Get over here!
I've had enough of your belly-achin',
and I'm not takin' any more!
What's Up, Mr. Krupp?
He's really had enough of our nonsense!
Shouldn't you kids be studying or something?
Mr. Krupp!
Yeah? Well your butt is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!
Mr. Krupp!
Yeah? Well I'll give you something to cry about!
Mr. Krupp!
What do you think this is?
Mr. Krupp!
You call this music?!!? It's nothing but a bunch of noise!
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Hooray For Captain Underpants!
Written and Performed by Josh Katz, Beat by Ben Petty. MORE INFO LYRICS VIDEO
Produced, Written and Performed by Josh Katz.
Beat by Ben Petty.
Children's Chorus: Mrs. Dean's Music Class.
Additional Vocals: Elizabeth Dean.
Copyright 2004 by Josh Katz.
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"Uh, oh!"
"Here we go again!"
Meet George and Harold. They pull pranks and stuff.
Theyre cool and theyre mischievous .
Meet Mr.Krupp. Hes not nice, hes mean.
That was until the day he saw a hypno-ring.
Chorus
Underpants! Underpants!
I like Captain Underpants
Underpants! Underpants!
Hooray for Captain Underpants!
He flies up high in the air--- hes not scared.
Captain Underpants likes wearing underwear.
He also likes fighting crime.
Evildoers beware, 'cause its super hero time!
And the lifestyle gets pretty ruff.
You gotta spend a lot of time fighting mean stuff
Like Talking Toilets and Professor Poopypants.
And when youre done you do a little victory dance.
Oh, no! The worlds in trouble again.
The lunchroom lady really is an alien.
And its all for thrills and laughs.
"Captain Underpants can I get your autograph?"
Tra-la-laaaa! Whsshhh! Cool!
Captain underpants should fly by my school.
Bad guys on crime sprees, they dont even care.
Now they stop in the name of underwear.
Hitting robots in the face and poking evil in the eye.
Its very fun when you defeat crime.
"I wish I could do it all day long!"
Thats why, all day long, you listen to this song about:
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Underpants! Underpants!
I like Captain Underpants
Underpants! Underpants!
Hooray for Captain Underpants!
Now the day has been saved and peace has been restored.
Captain Underpants isnt needed anymore.
See, hes your pal, but hes also your principal.
Sometimes hes ridiculous, sometimes invincible.
But now hes gotta enforce the rules,
by being mean, and being not cool.
So its back to school life with a paper and pen, but then---
"Uh, oh!"
"Here we go again!"
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Underpants! Underpants!
I like Captain Underpants
Underpants! Underpants!
Hooray for Captain Underpants!
Tra-la-laaaaaaaaaa!
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Go! Poopypants Music by Nathaniel Howard, Lyrics by Dav Pilkey, Vocals by Petra Haden. MORE INFO LYRICS
Music Composed and Performed by Nathaniel Howard
Lyrics by Dav Pilkey
Lead Vocals by Petra Haden
Professor Poopypants' Voice Performed by: Himself
Other Vocals: Petra Haden, Nathaniel Howard, Dav Pilkey, and William Adair
Produced by Nathaniel Howard
Copyright 2004 by Nathaniel Howard and Dav Pilkey
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Chorus:
Go! Poopypants
Go! Poopypants
Verse 1
He had a brilliant mind---
Inventing things to help mankind.
He wanted to unfurl
His secrets to the world.
But everywhere he came
They all laughed at his name.
Chorus:
Go! Poopypants
Go! Poopypants
Verse 2
They laughed him out of town
And tried to bring his spirits down.
But now hes teachin school
-and he might just keep his cool
If they dont drive him insane...
By laughing at his name...
Professor PP: (spoken)
Hello boys and girls please take your seats
Its time for class to begin thats right very good
Now, Im going to be your new science teacher.
My name is Professor Pippy P. Poopypants, and I---
Children:
HA-HA-Ha-Haw-Haw (continues until end)
Professor PP: (shouting)
Alright, settle down, boys and girls thats quite enough
Its not that funny, let me assure you. Alright, Im going to count to ten and uh
One, two three PLEASE STOP LAUGHING! Im not going to tell you again!
Its NOT FUNNY! Stop it RIGHT NOW!!!
Im going to get my revenge if its the last thing I do!
Chorus:
Go! Poopypants
Go! Poopypants
Verse 3
Now the world is going to end
Cuz the Gerbil Jogger two thousand
Is coming to your town
To shrink ev-ery-one down
---and if we dont change our names
Well never be the same
Cuz Professor Poopypants
Will shrink us all like ants
Without Captain Underpants
We havent got a chance!
Chorus:
Go! Poopypants
Go! Poopypants
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Super Diaper Baby Country Shuffle Written and performed by Josh Katz. Beat and instrumental performances by Mike Pruesse. MORE INFO LYRICS
Produced, Written and Performed by Josh Katz.
Additional Vocals: Elizabeth Dean.
Beat, and all instruments performed by Mike Pruesse.
Copyright 2004 by Josh Katz.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
there lived a kid named Super Diaper Baby...
...Actually he lived in a comic book,
And fought evil crazy crooks
with his pal, Diaper Dog.
He fights them in the rain, and he fights them in the fog.
He could fight 'em with his buddy Captain Underpants,
and when they're both done, they do the Country Shuffle Dance.
Chorus
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuffle,
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuff!
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuffle,
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuff!
Grab your partner, 'n' docey-doe.
Don't fall. "Aahh, but I did!" Oh, NO!
Well get up, my friend, and try it again.
We can do the Country Shuffle 'till the very end
of time. "But I don't want to!" Then never mind.
But you gotta do something after you fight crime.
So wiggle your feet across the floor,
do it a little bit, or a little bit more.
Then stand tall, and do some jumping jacks,
Then do a backflip, then relax,
Then spind around for no reason at all,
Don't do it too fast, 'cause you might fall!
Then go back to shuffling your feet,
but this time, do it super neat.
Then wave your hands like you just don't care,
Jump on your super dog, and fly in the air.
Chorus
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuffle,
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuff!
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuffle,
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuff!
Oh, Clementine, how the tumbleweeds tumble across the plains.
Whenever I eat barbecue, my t-shirt gets lots of stains.
Last week my cousin Ricksha when to the junkyard to find some scraps.
He fell under a rusty car, now he's really bad at math.
Chorus
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuffle,
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuff!
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuffle,
Super Diaper Baby Country Shuff!
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The Underpants Dance Music by Nathaniel Howard, Lyrics by Dav Pilkey, Vocals by Petra Haden. MORE INFO LYRICS
Music Composed and Performed by Nathaniel Howard
Lyrics by Dav Pilkey
Lead Female Vocals by Petra Haden
Old Geezer Voice performed by: The Honorable Chuckles Jingleberry McMonkeyburger Jr.
Produced by Nathaniel Howard
Copyright 2004 by Nathaniel Howard and Dav Pilkey
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(Spoken): Do the wedgie wiggle!
(Spoken): Do the toilet top tango!
Verse 1
Dance Dance
Dance in your Underpants
From here to Singapore.
Bounce your booty all night.
Shake it, shake it, shake it till you
cant shake it anymore.
(Spoken): Do the Waistband Watusi!
(Spoken): Do the Big Butt Boogie!
Verse 2
Dance Dance
Wave both your hands
a-Like you just dont really care
Start to move with the groove
Twirl around and touch the ground and
jump up into the air.
(Spoken): Now you take a pair of underwear
and you pull it up over you pants.
Then you shake it to the left,
and you shake it to the right,
and you do the Underpants Dance!
(Spoken): Shake your groove thing!
(Spoken): Shake it, dont break it!
Verse 3
Dance Dance
Tell all your friends
to shake their big, bad butts around.
Boogie woogie all night.
Break it down and spin around from Boston to Chinatown!
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When Hamsters Attack
Music and Lyrics by Dav Pilkey, Vocals by Petra Haden, Produced By Nathaniel Howard. MORE INFO LYRICS
Music and Lyrics by Dav Pilkey
Lead Female Vocals by Petra Haden
Male Chorus: Nathaniel Howard, Dav Pilkey, and William Adair
Hamster Chorus: Mr. Squeaky, Spammy, Snowball, Fuzzy, Sulu, Fluffy, Ginger, Snuggles, Big Bertha, and Oscar.
Guitars and additional music by Nathaniel Howard
Produced by Nathaniel Howard
Copyright 2004 by Dav Pilkey and Nathaniel Howard
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Verse 1
You never know when hamsters will be stalking.
You never know when hamsters will attack.
You better watch your toes when you are walking,
Or you might end up a hamster snack.
Hamsters! Theyre coming for you.
You better pull the shades and lock the door, too.
You better hide inside and watch your backs
Cuz hamsters will attack!
Verse 2
I knew a hamster once who was a sinner.
He had a vicious bite that really hurt.
He ate my mom and dad one night for dinner
And drank my little sister for dessert.
Hamsters! Theyre coming for you.
You better pull the shades and lock the door, too.
You better hide inside and watch your backs
Cuz hamsters will attack!
Middle Part (sung by hamsters)
When Ham-sters A-ttack
When Ham-sters A-ttack
Were storming and were scorning
And were striking without warning
In the mooooorning
Verse 3
No one knows why hamsters are so evil.
Dont ask me why hamsters are so bad.
Theyre worse than gerbils, porcupines, and weevils,
I wonder why theyre so stark-raving mad?
Hamsters! Theyre coming for you.
You better pull the shades and lock the door, too.
You better hide inside and watch your backs
Cuz hamsters will attack!
Hamsters!
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Captain Underpants Pizza Party
Written and performed by Josh Katz. Beat and instrumental performances by Mike Pruesse. MORE INFO LYRICS
Produced, written and performed by Josh Katz.
Beat, and all instruments performed by Mike Pruesse.
Copyright 2004 by Josh Katz.
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Dance!
Dance!
Captain Underpants pizza party
Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza
Its the end of the year and summer's here.
The season for bbq and swimmer's ear,
but theres one more day of school ,
and that last day is really cool!
Because theres no homework or after school detention
the last day of school is really fun!
So sign my yearbook and lets eat some pizza!
Sip on soda pop, ya it was nice to meet ya!
Pass the chips and the dip---
put some music on and wiggle your hips!
Then ahhh! I can't believe my eyes---
when Captain Underpants he fell from the sky!
Dance!
Dance!
Captain Underpants pizza party
Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza
Dance!
Dance!
Captain Underpants pizza party
Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza
I giggle and I wiggle and I jiggle when I dance.
Thats what happens when you party with Captain Underpants!
We got chips, dip, and soda too...
and Captain Underpants wants to party with you.
Tra-la-laaaaa! Whssshhhhh! Cool!
Captain Underpants pizza party at my school.
I can be real loud and no body cares.
Its the last day of school. Theres magic in the air!
Its really really really awesome! The last day of school is really fun.
Oh no! Everybody stand back---
Im having so much fun, I just had an asthma attack!
Somebody help me or Im gonna die.
Captain Underpants he yelled out a cry.
"Tra-la-laaaaa! Here's your inhaler!"
Thank you, I feel a lot better.
Dance!
Dance!
Captain Underpants pizza party
Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza
In The summer time when the weather is hot,
I relax on the couch and watch TV a lot,
and go out with my buddies.
We have good times and we laugh cause its funny.
We catch frogs in jars, and climb trees,
and cut grass, and get some allergies,
and see movies, and watch cartoons,
and talk super crazy with some helium balloons!
With nothing to do as time starts to pass...
You know what? I kind of miss my class.
Dance!
Dance!
Captain Underpants pizza party
Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza Pizza pizza
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Diaper Dog's Theme Song Music by Nathaniel Howard, Lyrics by Dav Pilkey, Vocals by Petra Haden. MORE INFO
Music Composed and Performed by Nathaniel Howard
Lyrics by Dav Pilkey
Lead Vocals by Petra Haden
Barking & Growling Performed by: Diaper Dog
Deputy Doo-Doo's Vocals Performed by: Himself
Produced by Nathaniel Howard
Copyright 2004 by Nathaniel Howard and Dav Pilkey
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Super Diaper Baby (is Super Cool) Written and performed by Josh Katz, Beat by Ben Petty, Additional Hip-Hop Vocals by Drylen James. MORE INFO LYRICS
Produced, written and performed by Josh Katz.
Additional Vocals: Elizabeth Dean.
Beat by Ben Petty.
Last verse rapped by Drylen James.
Copyright 2004 by Josh Katz.
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Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
is super cool
Hes a baby. He just got born.
If youre driving and you see him fly by, honk your horn.
And wave Heyyyy! cause hes here to save the day.
And bad guys are scared, cause they know they gotta pay.
Like Deputy Dangerous and his crazy contraptions!
HAAEEE!!! But its all for Laughs and action.
He tuned into a poo through satellite beams.
Sometimes the crime life can be dirty, not clean.
"And Danger Dog? is he good or bad?
I dont know I havent read the last chapter yet.
I think that I will read it after school.
I also think that super diaper babys very cool.
Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
is super cool
Super Diaper Baby
Super Baby Diaper
Diaper Super Baby
is super super cool
See Captain Underpants is all tied up,
And this typical baby, it was just his luck,
to fall into a cup of super power juice,
And defeat dangerous villains that are on the loose.
Toxic nuclear radiation
turned Deputy Doo-Doo into a giant mutation.
"Is he unstoppable?" He likes to terror-eror-ize.
Hes a radioactive super evil guy!
But why is he so bent on revenge?
Hes Dangerous! He is not your friend.
And when the police man is no where to be found,
Im sure glad that Super Diaper Baby is around.
Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
is super cool
Super Diaper Baby
Super Baby Diaper
Diaper Super Baby
is super super cool
Evildoers beware, for your plans will soon be foiled!
Like beef sitting out for to long, they will be spoiled.
For I posses the skills to stop you dead in your tracks.
But before I go about it, here are the facts:
For one: the words released from my tongue
Can make an anaconda grow legs get up and run.
For two: I prepare stew out of chumps like you.
And three: you dont stand a chance against one like me.
So now I will stand tall and take a bow,
For Im the new super hero whos on the prowl.
You think your rotten plans will work out? You must be crazy!
'Cause I'll crush 'em all like Captain Underpants and Super Diaper Baby.
Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
Super Diaper Baby
is super cool
Super Diaper Baby
Super Baby Diaper
Diaper Super Baby
is super super cool
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