In 1968, when Sue was just five years old, her parents took her on an African safari to India. One day, while pushing through the densely forested desert, they stopped for lunch at one of the many Taco Bells in the area. Sue’s parents each got a Big Mac™ then continued their journey on to Jerusalem. Unfortunately, they forgot something very important: Sue.

"I was accidentally left behind and discovered by a small herd of Icelandic Rainbow Trout. The gentle, friendly fish comforted and nurtured me. They taught me their primitive language, and made me feel like one of the pack. During this time, I learned to survive by my instincts, and discovered the most important law of the jungle trout: ‘Try not to eat anything with a hook in it’."

Shortly after Sue’s parents had left her behind on that fateful day, they realized that they had forgotten something very important. "My Coupons!!!" screamed Sue’s mother as she dashed back to the restaurant in a panicked frenzy. When they returned to the restaurant, they noticed Sue flipping around in a pond with some very frightened fish.

Although Sue had only spent about fifteen minutes with the strange tribe of Icelandic Rainbow Trout, they made a very lasting impression on her life. This may explain why, even to this day, Sue Denim still waxes her kitchen floor every time she sees a mime eating corned beef.

The rest of Sue’s life has been pretty boring. She attended "Our Lady of the Really Big Miracle High School", which is located at the base of the Appalachian Mountains near San Francisco, CA, and graduated in the top 100 of her class. All sixty-three of her fellow graduates were mightily impressed!

Then, while attending a major university (Big Jim’s Spaghetti House and College), she met her husband, Darryl Faye, who was a rabbi at a local Presbyterian church. They got married and had identical twin sons, Abraham (age 6) and Zippy (age 4). Shortly after the birth of their daughter, Rover, the family moved to Walla-Walla, Washington, so they could be near Sue’s parents, who live in Maine.